Ambrose Bierce Quotes

Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906).
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Impartial. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906).
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Cynic. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906), repr. In Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, vol. 7 (1911). This collection was given the title The Cynic's Word Book for its original 1906 publication, though Bierce's definitions first appeared in newspapers under the more famous name, The Devil's Dictionary, the title of the enlarged 1911 edition.
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Deliberation. The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906).
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Destiny. A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906).
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Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906).
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Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906), repr. In Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, vol. 7 (1911).
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Duty. That which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906).
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Edible. Good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906), repr. In Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, vol. 7 (1911).
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Education. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914), U.S. author. The Devil's Dictionary (1881-1906).
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