• The Wolf

    He's a cunning beast of nature
    A denizen of the night
    Who would want to tame him
    This majestic awesome sight.... more »

  • Too Late Now

    I wish I'd looked after my body before it got too old,
    I wish when I was told too clean my teeth I'd done as I was told,
    I wish I'd taken my codliver oil before it got too late,
    before my joints and extremities went past there sell by date.... more »

  • Unlucky

    You walk under a ladder and the paint tin falls on you
    I walk under a ladder, I get the painter too.
    You fall off a building with a long long way too go
    You fall off the building, guess whose stood below?... more »