Bill Cosby Quotes

Yes, having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Bill Cosby (20th century), U.S. comedian. Fatherhood, ch. 1 (1986).
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.
Bill Cosby (20th century), U.S. comedian. Fatherhood, ch. 5 (1986).
A father ... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.
Bill Cosby (20th century), U.S. comedian. Fatherhood, ch. 6 (1986).
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby (20th century), U.S. comedian. Fatherhood, ch. 1 (1986).
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Bill Cosby (b. 1937), U.S. comedian, actor. Fatherhood, ch. 5 (1986).
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
Bill Cosby (b. 1937), U.S. comedian, actor. Fatherhood, ch. 10 (1986).