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A Pound Of Time
One ounce when you came into life
One ounce cut by the knife
One ounce eaten up raw
One ounce ripped by the saw... more »
A Test Of Man's History
Take just a moment and try this short test.
1) In what year did the reign of King Rocheval of Ptolon begin?... more »
After Ice Cream
Beginning from nothing,
So simple a path springs from metal to metal... more »
An Ode To Bacon
How I love you!
So fat... more »
Consider the following equation:
I - (A+G) /(DxMC) =0
I = Infinite Happiness + Love... more »
he takes a bite
puts the cold green apple... more »
Attention! Warning! Attention! Warning!
Allton Poetry Police Department
Neighborhood Watch Division
101 West Third... more »
Canto Xxv The Cocytus
In life I was a sailing man,
Women and whiskey in every port.
The Devil was my constant friend,
Oh, how I did cavort.... more »
I'd appreciate the angel more
If she'd stolen the memory with the man.... more »
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Gliding through the black water-
Echoes of light collapse to the floor-... more »
Everyman's Death: A Rainbow
Now I shall paint my masterpiece
A colorful portrait of self
I'll paint blood red... more »
Expect To Be Hated
You are not hated for your skin color.
Your skin color, whether red, white, black, brown, or yellow, is one of your most beautiful features.
It is your behavior that brings hate.
It's your... more »
Five, Six, The River Styx
I, ever row this hellish Styx.
In life, I wed, five times? No six!
Ungrateful, angry, faithless wives.
That's why I had to take their lives.... more »
Less a father
Less a man
Less a human being... more »
Fun On The Flaming Phlegeton
I loved a fair miss,
From the city of Dis.
Who had but one wish,
The Phlegeton to fish.... more »
This poem written by Alexander Eichen.
lunch, repeat,... more »
Hard To Explain
This Poem by Alexander Eichen is dedicated to his brother, my son, Andrew
a frozen voice interrupted me... more »
He Lost His Son
He cried and cried,
And then he died,
But do not be dismayed,
Him, you could not have saved,... more »
I'm sorry Ma'am, Your son is dead.
There was nothing we could do!
His heart was broken,
huge chunks missing,... more »
His Name Was Baron
I've seen death
and dead people.
drowning... more »
I Remember Well The River Lethe
While swimming in the river, I,
saw a bloated corpse float by.
Just then he opened up his eyes,
and said he swam, for exercise.... more »
I'Ll Race You To The Grave! Ready! Set! Go!
Spike: I smoke two packs a day.
Ike: I smoke cigars and chew.... more »