A Brief History Of Modern Warfare Vis-A-Vis Men And Woman
The Evolutionary War Wife: Wife created in likeness of diety, concludes husband descended from ape.
The Uncivil Wife War: Slave man uprises against cruel evil owner.
The First World War Wife: The wife to end all wives. War declared. It ended.
Wife World War Two: No peace in our time. After years of conflict, loser Wife passes Marital Martial Plan. Husband gives all money to rebuild loser.... more »
A Conversation With Bob
Oh, dear God!
YES, BOB. WHAT IS IT?
I need your help again!
NATURALLY.... more »
A Conversation With God
Who? Who said that?
BOB, IT'S ME, GOD.
Oh Uh Hi.... more »
A Conversation With The Devil
YOU AGAIN! !
No wait! This time I really know what I want and I want to make a deal.
YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY! ! !... more »
A Man Walks Into A Bar
Howdy, pal, what'll it be?
I'D LIKE TO QUAFF A KIND NEPENTHE.
Sorry, pal, we don't get much call for those fancy imports round here. Or is that a microbrew?... more »
A Remembrance Of Love Lost
When I was young
I had two good friends
and... more »
A Weak Man Falls
Oh, how all the Black Angels fell...
Ariel... more »
An Ever Gnawing Hunger
For rib eye steak, four eggs over easy, hash browns, biscuits and gravy and a bloody Mary.
BUT I HUNGER FOR YOU MORE... more »
An Ocean Lost When The Teacup Broke
Not one more second
Not one more minute
Not one more hour
Not one more day... more »
Don't want no motherly
Don't want no brotherly
Give me your otherly
Smother me utterly... more »
Comes The Winter
The winter comes,
and with it the renewal of hostilities.
The undeclared, but mutually agreed upon truce will end.
The weather of spring and summer is but a warm memory.... more »
Cruel And Usual Punishment
WAAH, STOP HITTING ME!... more »
Diary Of A Mad Poet
Thur 11: 00PM
It's now been 4357 days since I started writing poetry.
It started out so well.... more »
Functional Morphology Of Impatiens Nolitangere's Reproduction By Tactile Stimulation
I am the flower Touch-Me -Not
When I'm touched my seeds come out.
Although I'm called the Touch-Me-Not
I love it when my seeds come out... more »
Fyi For You'Re Insane
Two planetoids caught in the gravity well of your black hole.
A spinster, enchanted, enthralled, entombed.... more »
God Kicks Bob In His Achilles' Wiener
That's how I pictured myself... more »
I Know It's My Mind, But I Want Out!
I am trapped.
In this world.
In this mind.... more »
If A Man
If God sits idly by
while people starve.
What good is he?... more »
Infinite Days, So Unfair?
It isn't fair. It isn't fair!
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
At home,18 years,6570 days, of a father who physically and mentally abused me while my drunken mother watched and did nothing.... more »
Life In Disunited States
When I was younger
I had three drugs
One let me sleep at night
One brought me happiness... more »
Mein Kampf, Gesundheit!
My life is a cacophonous opera.
I HEAR YOU.
My life is a bad meal, tasteless and inedible.... more »
My Little Andy Boy
... more »
My New Best Friend
Theodore D. Tank
Although I call him Teddy... more »
My Son My Self
Too late to save him
Not smart enough to save him
Not strong enough to save him... more »
Why can't you have eight arms like an octopus?
Eight legs like a spider?
Why don't you have huge ears and a nose like an elephant?
Quills like a porcupine?... more »