• The Aardvark And The Parsnip

    “Why aardvark? ” inquired the parsnip
    The aardvark paused in his digging to consider this.
    “It doesn’t seem to sum you up very well”,
    This irritated the aardvark... more »

  • The Pink Kangaroo

    The pink kangaroo only had 3 wheels,
    Not a huge problem unless going downhill,
    The pygmy was carrying his bananas down the hill
    When he saw the kangaroo behind him... more »