• Absent Without Leave

    Pack my life up in a bag
    Wrap my feelings in paper
    My sentiments now in storage
    Having fowarded my memories... more »

  • Cosmetic Blemish

    I had a deal with this one
    I'd let him stay for a while
    In the hope he'd grow bored and tired
    Of his antisocial game.... more »

  • My Bin

    Tissues
    I have bad sinuses
    I blow my nose a lot
    Used razor blade... more »