I mainly do acting and stand-up, but recently venured into the wierd and wonderful world of poetry. I wouldn't quite consider myself as a 'poet', as such. This stuff is mainly used as part of my stand-up act.

'I'm not a poet,
From what I've heard;
I'm just an eccentric,
Who's never short a word.'


Conor McMahon Poems

Animal Bites

The dog stared at me,
With innocent eyes,
But this was merely,
A well concealed guise.... more »

Donna's Party

Let me tell you the tale of one faithful nights,
We ventured to Donna's to our delight.
We arrived at eight, dared not be late,
For drink was brought by the crate.... more »

An Irish Name

John could be an Australian,
With a shiny gold tooth;
Michael could be a tractor driver,
From Beirut;... more »

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