Hello... anyone there? Really? You're completely insane...
Anyway, you don't want to here much about my life, but you're going to anyway:
I was born at about 0 years old. I am now older than that. I live in a house. I eat food everyday. Also, I go out at night and eat people with a spork! ! ! !
That's it. Just a note on my poems. Sometimes, though they may seem gruesome and grim, they are actually about compassion and love (like the Omen Rides poems) , or, I may just be in the mood for gore.