My stories are funny(Atleast to me they are and they usually revolve around two foolish men Santa and his friend Banta.Santa is not our dear Santa Claus but he is a idiot who leaves in a village in India, and his friend banta lives in random places.I am goin' to add a picture sof Santa and banta...keep checkin'.Bye and take care.....

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Edwin Drood Poems

12 Year Old Scotch(A Funny Story)

Santa walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks 'this guy doesn`t know the difference, ' so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch.
Santa takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender: 'I said 12-year old scotch, you bozo! '
Still unimpressed the bartender pours some 6-year old scotch. Santa takes a sip...same reaction. But the bartender still doesn`t believe the patron knows the difference. So he pours a shot of 10-year old scotch.
Again, same reaction from Santa. Finally, the bartender is convinced. He pours a glass of 12-year-old scotch. Santa takes a sip and is most satisfied.... more »

Phone Book! (A Funny Story)

Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, 'I have a complaint! '
'Yes, Sir? ' said the librarian looking up at him.
'I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible! '
Puzzled by his complain the librarian asked 'What was wrong with it? '... more »

Id10t Error(A Funny Story)

Santa was having trouble with his computer. So he called the computer guy, over to his desk.
He clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, Santa called after him, 'So, what was wrong? '
He replied, 'It was an 'ID ten T' error.'... more »

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