Smart Rooster(A Funny Story Only For Adults)
Santa goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: 'OK, old fellow, time to retire.'
The old rooster says: 'You can`t handle all these chickens, look what it did to me! '
The young rooster replies: 'Now don`t give me a hassle about this old man. It`s time for the old to step aside and the young take over, so take a hike! '... more »
The Other Half! (A Funny Story)
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The Plane Ride(A Funny Story)
There were three guys on a plane. The first guy just ate an apple and decided to throw it out of the plane. So he threw it out just before they landed. When they landed they saw a little girl crying. They asked her what was wrong. She said, 'I was just sitting here playing when an apple fell out of the sky and hit me in the head.'
They said, 'That sucks'
Then they took off again and the second guy threw a orange out of the plane. When they landed there was a another little girl crying. They asked her what was wrong and she said the same thing as the other girl except that an orange hit her in the head.
So they took off again and just before they landed the third guy threw a bomb off of the plane. When they landed they saw Banta laughing.... more »
Third World War(A Funny Story)
Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn`t that Bush and Powell? '
The barman says 'Yep, thats them.'
So the Santa walks over and says, 'Hello, what are you guys doing? '
And Bush says, 'We`re planning world war 3'... more »
Urine Test(A Not So Funny Story)
Banta had been in the hospital for days. His nurse was extremely annoying and he couldn't take much more.
One day during breakfast, he took his apple juice container and poured it into a urine specimen cup the nurse had insisted he fill.
The nurse came in to check on him and looked at the specimen glass.
In her annoying voice, she snickered, 'It seems we are a little cloudy today.'... more »
Warm! (A Funny Story)
Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, 'Be honest, how am I as a lover? '
To which Jeeto replied, 'Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm.'
'Really? ' Santa said excitedly.
'Yes, in fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word `warm`.'... more »
Where's The Money? (A Funny Story)
The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were `protecting`. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job - if he were to get caught, he wouldn`t be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over Rs 50,00,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is.
The deaf collector can`t communicate with them, so the mafia drags Santa to an interpreter.
The mafia hood says to Santa, 'Ask him where is the money.'... more »
Winning A Lottery(A Funny Story)
Santa was Falling un hard times.He went to pray to the god'Oh god! I have lost my house and my wife and children are starving, please help me by letting me win the lottery1'
The lottery occured but another man won
Santa again prays to god the next day'Haven't I been faitful to you, please help me god, otherwise I will loose all my items and my children are already sick'
The next day another man wins the lottery....... more »