EE Evan Ehrhardt

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'I was Caesarean born. Can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house I go through the window.' 'I called the wrong number today. I said 'Hello, is Joey there? ' A woman answered and she said 'Yes he is.' And I said ‘Can I speak to him please? ' She said ‘No, he can't talk right now, he's only two months old.' I said 'Alright, I'll wait.'' 'I'm going to get a tattoo over my whole body of me but taller.' 'I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.' 'I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.'
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