I would feed you, sweet
our homebaked bread
and make you coffee
the way you like it.... more »
The deftness of her fingers
did pale inside the shade
of testosterone initiation.
There were no additives... more »
I told you the truth.
And, in answer
to your question,
it is the inside... more »
His erotic life in tatters,
begging her on wounded knee.
Cruelly she said it matters,
'size is everything to me'.... more »
It was still dark.
around the stones
until the fragrance of... more »
Like the poet who wrote
that he ran out
of words.... more »
Inspired By The Proctology Conference
And when you finish with your piece of genuine art
go grab your trumpet, blow until they truly hear.
A trumpet may produce a lengthy trumpet fart
pay no attention, both are welcomed by the ear.... more »
Anti-everything needs to be tough
must have clout in the smooth and the rough.
So for every man
use deodorant BAN... more »
Intermediate On Jerry H.- Ostbf
It came, of course, why would it not
down to the wire as the pundits say,
behind the break a bit of fleshy rot
which must be flushed and spirited away.... more »
Into A Moth
It must be Jesus (pious nerd)
who sent the message, (something stirred) .
What more can man request of God
but what the meek consider odd?... more »
The happiness of both my ears,
was so contagious that day,
that this great news then quickly spread
through nose and eyes into my mind.... more »
Invisible Suits Me
It was fun going to the concert.
She was dressed in her Chiffon fluff,
hat from Rodeo Drive
and my discount necklace from Tiffany's.... more »
I knew the captain of that ship,
his face was hardened and his lip
the lower one had quite a dip
he liked to smoke and take a nip... more »
Ahhhh, there it is, that iron bridge
long missed and standing still
aglow above the rushing waters,
a golden moon suspended high,... more »
Is It A Shame?
Veni vidi vici,
so, was it Heyerdahl
snug on the great Kontiki
who then denied it all?... more »
There sat on Munich's river bank
upon a travel rug a Yank.
Composing stories of the South
and putting Pretzels in her mouth.... more »
It Is Really You
Tear out the stuffing of your soul
it needs not healing but more pain.
Who says forgive the devil's deeds
has never felt self-pity's needs.... more »
It Matters Not
He knew, deep down
that reason was suspended.
He would come back
inside a box, or not at all.... more »
It Never Rains In Death Valley
Waking to the blessed melody of rain,
distant thunder, golden flashes near the school.
Resting tired eyes now staring at the stain,
left by the welcome deluge that filled the pool,... more »
Its And It's - An Iq Test? (By Rachel, My Kindred Spirit)
It's often difficult to see
The much abused apostrophe.
Its key is way off to the side
Sometimes it's NOT there for its ride.... more »
It's Malcolm, Not Malcomb
There once was a fellow from Britain
who had recently thought of and written
with a grain of defiance
a great book of true science... more »
It's Not Much - But I'M Yours
Yes, I will keep you warm
in my cosy lap
and I will muss up your hair.... more »
It's Saturday *
I am of a strange mindset,
a haze of unhatched thought, ,
dragging the bedcovers again
they fall at last, into the usual heap... more »
It's The Sickly Season
Young lady, may I be so bold
to steal a kiss to heal my cold?
You see, the germs I caught have screwed
inside my throat, which is quite rude.... more »
Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went into town
to get some good tobacco
in town they met the town's own clown
who called old Jack a Wacko.... more »