• My Favourite Things

    Girls dressed in rubber with gas masks and high heels
    Twelve inch vibrators with Duracell batteries
    Nymphomaniacs tied up with string
    These are a few of my favourite things... more »

  • Ok, You Win

    Ok, you win, you got a better CV than me
    My dad never beat me my mum wasn’t a prostitute
    I tried hard at school, didn’t leave at 16 to be a working man
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