I share a tiny skanky apartment with Adrian, who is my lover. I'm doing a degree in photography which is bloody tiring. Joanna made me get this.
Everytime I go in the kitchen,
I just get the shakes
It turns me on when I hear the noise that the microwave makes.
And when I'm making dinner,... more »
There once lived a man called John,
Who didn't really feel he belonged.
For his feet were spoons,
Nails replaced his pubes,... more »
There once was a child named Jess,
Who wore such a pretty green dress.
But when she matured,
Certain things poured,... more »