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    It appears I feel I must break a pattern.
    This new layout I feel will start to madden.
    But fear not
    For this is just a one off... more »

  • Toilet Roll?

    I was asked to write a poem about toilet roll.
    I guess because it's round.
    when I was younger I thought toilet was spelt toylit.... more »