• A Dead Hand

    You got to know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em,
    Know when to walk away and know when to run.
    You never count your money when you're sittin at the table.
    There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealins' done.... more »

  • A Do-Over Again?

    I wrote awhile back about the Michigan and Florida Democratic Do-Over,
    Because they violated the Democratic Party’s rules,
    Now Barack Obama is the 44th President as of January 20th was that for sure?
    In the hustle and bustle amongst all the bling and jewels,... more »

  • A Great Greek Tragedy

    Kim Sjostrom I have not met you, perhaps I’ll some day meet your husband.
    Teddy Efkarpides, your husband not even a day,
    You became faint and died in his arms when you danced your first dance together,
    As husband and wife,... more »

  • A Guiding Light Is No More

    After 72 years from radio to the dawn of television,
    Before yours truly graced the face of this earth,
    A soap will have its demise come this fall.
    It CBS’s decision,... more »

  • A New Low For Air Transport

    I know the economy is bad all over,
    But this has to take the cake,
    Jet 2 is a no frills,
    Airline would take the basic humanistic approach but they have thrills,... more »

  • A Peasant Girl Who Left Poland

    she was a young girl, named Louise, leaving her whole her family and many a friend
    and boarded a boat in Holland
    for New York
    a new country, a new life for this 15-year old girl from Poland... more »

  • A Penny For Your Thoughts

    Abraham, you are about to undergo a "tail lift",
    You replaced the Indian penny in 1909,
    And for your centennial, your tail
    is going to have a contemporary design,... more »

  • A Record Breaking No Deal

    Charles Ray Fuller had a check his girlfriend’s mother gave him,
    So he said,
    To start a record company, (a record company? I thought LP’s were gone 20 years ago.)
    Anyway, so he said.... more »

  • A Shoulder To Cry On

    Bob Baer, my father-in-law, passed away
    This last Saturday
    Judy flew to Pueblo, Colorado
    To do what and wanted to do... more »

  • A Stand-Up Priest

    The good padre David Ajemia, not from San Diego,
    But from Boston, struck out with Conan O’Brian,
    The padre is a priest obsessed with the Conan’s late night show
    David was a stalker, who felt Conan was his Goliath,... more »

  • A Suicide, Politicians And Cover-Ups, Oh My!

    It’s sad about murders that go unsolved because they are considered suicides.
    Deborah Jeane Palfrey had committed ‘suicide’ for being the DC Madam.
    Marilyn Monroe committed ‘suicide’ be she was depressed.
    But let us look below the surface of the water for the rip tides.... more »

  • A Tribute To Randy Pausch, Eric Griffiths, And Patrick Swayze

    I listened to the ‘final lecture’ by Randy Pausch,
    Like so many others,

    I personally met Eric Griffiths in the Waverly Hotel, Bonnyrigg, Scotland,... more »

  • A Wanna Be D.B. Cooper

    Marcus Schenker was a hedge fund investor,
    I learned about hedge funds when I viewed The Ascent of Money,
    Which was PBS yesterday; it opened my eye that’s for sure.
    What I saw was criminal not in least funny,... more »

  • Abercrombie & Fitch

    Riam Dean,22, has a prosthetic left arm and hand.
    Abercrombie & Fitch said the cardigan covering fake appendage was not to their liking.
    This was in London, but it covers many a land.
    The “look policy” is something subjective.... more »

  • Acid Reflux Anyone

    Larissa Schuster, she was the cause of her husband’s acid reflux,
    In fact she had husband refluxed all over his body,
    Her attitude for him did not come clean,
    - that’s why she gave him an acid bath.... more »

  • All Hallows Evening

    Halloween, it’s not for kids, it is communing with the dead,
    It is not necessarily the Satan’s tool per se,
    Because Satan has found daily when he can emerge, that being said,
    Bite size candy, apples, and money maker for kids to dress up and play,... more »

  • Aloha And Good Riddance

    Mahalo was the greeting that is said in the 50th state,
    What has occurred with the number of homeless people in Hawai'i could make Pele irate.
    It is apparent that the homeless are not dumb.
    The homeless in Hawai'i are a lot more than a 'beach bum'.... more »

  • Am I Nuts Or What?

    OHIO LAW could've prevented the slaughter of innocence
    I could build my African Safari Land in Toledo?
    Am I nuts or what?... more »

  • America’s Tending To Go Toward The Left

    (“The New Yorker may think, as one of their staff explained to us, that their cover is a satirical lampoon of the caricature Senator Obama’s right wing critics have tried to create. But most readers will see it as tasteless and offensive. And we agree, ” Obama’s campaign spokesman Bill Burton said in a statement Sunday.)

    Who’s actually behind this?
    Is it leftists, Sandanista’s,... more »

  • Amy Winehouse Who?

    there are vast unemployment lines,
    there are millions of people in peril,... more »

  • Another Change Of Seasons

    Farewell winter, welcome spring,
    And the cold is leaving
    A change of time and of the seasons
    Like the warmth that you’re love brings... more »

  • Another One Bites The Dust

    Another one bites the dust
    Another one bites the dust
    And another one gone and another one gone
    Another one bites the dust... more »

  • Another Rainy Night In Georgia, Not

    In Atlanta, there is no rain to speak of,
    The southeast states are facing drought.
    New Mexico’s governor, presidential candidate Bill Richardson,
    Wants drain the Great Lake Region found in states above,... more »

  • Are You Experienced?

    Purple Haze in your psychedelic shack,
    Acid trips and Timothy Leary, all the chemistry,
    To bad Jimi hadn’t seen this and a lot more since he died in 1970,
    God, in nature, creates the trip of all time, living, that’s all.... more »

  • Area 51

    Area 51 did not exist almost 51 years ago
    During this half century it was denied by our government.
    WHO said LEE HARVEY OSWALD was the only gunman?
    WHO said that Saddam Hussein had WMDs?... more »