A Happy Hitch'N Day (''Hic-Cup! ''...X-Cuse Me!)
The half-ton'll be crowded with m’ family and N-laws.
Rid’n down the highway, all sit’n on bales of straw.
Headed fer the CHURCH! (Such root’n, toot’n fun!)... more »
A King's...Callous Malice
A Wizard King sat boorishly..on his gilded throne,... more »
A Sonnet..''Oh, Ye Beauteous Thieves..''
Doth my eyes deceive or ‘tis Truth, I see?
Two angelic beauts, twinning my delight!
This proves what a Lucky Cherub, I be.... more »
Artful Dodger Of Seriousness
A Cat Tale.....
This Artful Dodger of Seriousness
Was emotionally scant and an Egotist.... more »
Boo Hoo Leo
Famed as a gigolo and...'King of Tease'
Was Lover Boy Leo, of scant integrity.
Guilty as charged of Grand Larceny!
Now, a k a....Inmate Number 15673.... more »
Eeeeeeek! I'M Scared!
Horace P. Maggot, of no fixed address,
Para-sailed thru life Criminally Obsessed.
Fast cash? His prize! Trickery? His game!... more »
Hannah! ..(In The Flesh)
''A Nude Portrait of you, I'll do, Luvy Dove.
‘Twill be a great gift. A Labor of Love!
A girl SO wholesome! The Light of my Life.... more »
Ode To Nakedness
FED UP with Marital Imprisonment
Said 'Bye! ' to his warden and..off he went.
His bossy bride cried '' What a nerve!... more »
Past Hen Coops & Cows...
Fishermen, Farmers and Lumberjacks,
With sweat on their brows and ache'n backs,... more »
I do regret this evening's Blind Date,
That's left me in such a perilous state.... more »
Poetically Insane! (Part 1)
This is a Musical One Act Comedy Play (Part 1)... more »
Quills & Ink Wells
Crystal hills become toboggan slides
When the crimson blaze of Autumn dies.... more »
Rais'N Hell At The Bar & Grill
In Trailer Park Zoo, North of Ludlow,
Sue danced to the song on her radio.... more »
Seldom Come By
Dilapidated ruins on Moon Lit Bay,
Nightmarishly stark in radiant day.
Morbidly shaded when comes the twilight.... more »
The Battle Of Pompous Prigs
A mere Mortal am I, not infallible as I seem.
I credit my endurance to my own self esteem.
The error igniting such grievous fuss... more »
The Downfall Of A Peeping Tom (Ouch!)
In youth, his hair was Fire Engine Red.
A bully teased..'''Ha! Thar's Tomato Head! ''
Ego rot spurred psychotic tendencies.... more »
The Ousting Of A Princess - (1)
Pirate Parody - Part 1
Blue blooded and born of Nobility, am I
I'll sit on this Throne, till the day, I die.... more »
In a darkened room, void of sound
Sat a Thinker in thought profound.
Oblivious of time; conscious of task
'Oh, Sweet Inspiration, where do you bask? '... more »