Keagan Meyer Biography

Actually not a human at all, Keagan Meyer is a robot that roams the streets in search of delicious senior citizens to devour. Often times his search is unsuccessful. But when he encounters one he immediately begins to fire rockets and lazers from his cybernetic eye that he tore off the corpse of a bionic tyrannasaurus rex that he defeated in the great war. He also likes late night walks in the moonlight and movies with danny glover.