• A Day In Prison

    This morning we had cheese omelettes
    But I was upset with one of the women
    Sitting across the table from me
    Because I learned she had killed... more »

  • I Want To Be Worshipped, Wrinkle-Free

    I’m blonde, green-eyed and gorgeous
    I have a perfect figure
    A fabulous complexion—Wait!
    What is this on my face?... more »

  • Procrastination

    When I was a young girl
    I wanted to be a concert pianist
    All I needed to do was practice
    No hurry... more »