One night, believing myself big enough,
I crept out of bed to neck my Father's mouthwash.... more »
Head Of Progress
There's a fight, Sir!
By the lockers, Sir!
And Aidan's battered Paul!
Daniel's strangled Jordan... more »
Before we knew each other
I was lump
Creamy little bump
A shapeless clump of energy,... more »
You kept us in check, alright. Hugged us
With a thuggery unrivalled on our street.
A bellow from the doorstep; you framing the fortress,
Knuckling at dusters; rubbing spit upon faces;... more »
The History Ain'T Bright...
I'm here to warn you all of a teacher in your school,
More foul than Simon Cowell and a dozen times more cruel,
A schemer. A despot. A crafty student captor.
Feasts on the fear of first years like some blonde velociraptor,... more »