Ogden Nash Quotes

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. "A Clean Conscience Never Relaxes," I'm a Stranger Here Myself (1938).
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One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. A Clean Conscience Never Relaxes, I'm a Stranger Here Myself (1938).
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Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. "A Clean Conscience Never Relaxes," I'm a Stranger Here Myself (1938).
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. A Dog's Best Friend Is his Illiteracy, The Private Dining Room (1953).
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The giant was hairy, the giant was horrid, He had one eye in the middle of his forehead.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. Adventures of Isabel (l. 23-24). . . Oxford Book of American Light Verse, The. William Harmon, ed. (1979) Oxford University Press.
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Isabel, Isabel, didn't worry, Isabel didn't scream or scurry. She washed her hands and she straightened her hair up, Then Isabel quietly ate the bear up.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. Adventures of Isabel (l. 7-10). . . Oxford Book of American Light Verse, The. William Harmon, ed. (1979) Oxford University Press.
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The witch's face was cross and wrinkled, The witch's gums with teeth were sprinkled.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. Adventures of Isabel (l. 13-14). . . Oxford Book of American Light Verse, The. William Harmon, ed. (1979) Oxford University Press.
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How easy for those who do not bulge To not overindulge!
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. A Necessary Dirge, I'm a Stranger Here Myself (1938).
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The further through life I drift The more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. "A Penny Saved Is Impossible," Good Intentions (1942).
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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave/When they think that their children are naive.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971), U.S. poet. Baby, What Makes the Sky Blue?
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