Paul Storm Biography

Paul first achieved greatness in his own mind about 2 years ago. Immediately following a Tony Robbins seminar. Prior to that he was searching for the perfect spaghetti dish, he once came pretty close but his dog ate the recipe and has never been since able to recreate his 'tomatized noodles' as he likes to call it. After this he became obsessed with the meaning of life instead, or more accurately, the meaning of death. According to his yogi, who also taught yoga, finding the answer to this was a worthy cause. Incidentally Paul also discovered it be to be a great ice breaker, especially when waiting in long queues. Asking questions such as 'do you have a tissue as I have an irreversibly contagious form of mad cow coughing' does wonders in getting you ahead of people. After having delved into astrology, astronomy and asses in general, he has now discovered that poetry is a wonderful little time killer. Analogous to a shot of caffeine that kicks your senses briefly before crashing and burning back to reality...