(011) George Bush Is Not A Cowboy (Sonnet)
George Bush is not a cowboy, no sirree,
he's never owned a horse or roped a steer;
I hear his Northern schooling came for free;
his down home twang’s a counterfeit. It’s clear
he needs to learn a lessen. Lets revolt
and ship him to a campsite Way Out West
to give his pampered, frat-boy soul a jolt
and grant the troops a long awaited rest.
No Saudi Sheiks will rush to ease his fears;
no maids will jump to soothe his prickly skin;
by sundown he'll be sopping wet with tears
and begging for survival tips from Bin.
Wake up, US, before you’re leveled flat -
your leader is a weak, deluded brat.