0298 Cosmetic Surgery

Poem By Michael Shepherd

She bought a new face
with all her riches;
then heard a good joke;
it left her in stitches.

Comments about 0298 Cosmetic Surgery

Short and effective. It had me in stitches :)
(Standing, Clapping) I love it, Michael! This is delightfully funny! Poetic hugs, CJ
I read it with a straight face- so i wouldn't break the stitches Warm regards AJS
witty stuff, Microsoft! LOL! Jake
Had me in stitches and I have not had surgery. Well done gave you a ten Hugs Jan

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