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Hippy Dippy Do
The rat ate lunch without you
Bad Tipper you are

by His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III

Other poems of SIR PECKERWOOD ALI III (32)

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never confuse the quite distinct notions of 'Aussies' and 'restaurants', Hubris. the word you are vainly searching for is 'barbies'.
Allan, did you forget? Aussies do not tip! Yamks and other unenlightened ones do and demand it from you the tourist! So, if in an American restaurant (or a European) (not an English one, they don't serve food) you eat first, then distract the waiter and leave without giving a tip. Have fast car waiting H