160. This Is Not The News

Goad Mofterning
this is not the news
these are the foot curves

The statue of happy misery
has been brought to life
at the Swiss port of Bern tomorrow
the melon decapitated itself
using an ice cream doughnut
the resulting tidiness has scrambled
two Antarctic army jets into jelly custard

A mahogany lime shoe made of cheese
has written a letter to a ruler in three weeks time
claiming to have had an inner body experience
the set square has declined to comment on the eggs

A free range table has been laid by a cow in old jumper
complete with shell of penguins
the cutlery have yet to be hatched from their trees
but there is no safety to the colonel private

This was not the news
now on to the lemon crickets with the granite juice
a Goad Moafterningight from some of us

by Jaden Knight

Comments (2)

this did not make ME smile, but i enjoyed it just the same. yes, creative as with any silliness i suspect! i did like the combining of good and bad, and morning, afternoon, evening, and night. yes, i did figure that out, didn't i? ? of course the ice cream line is one of my favorites. Antarctic jets? it only fits! i like the use of two definitions of scrambled combined in two lines. perhaps my favorite lines: A free range table has been laid by a cow in old jumper complete with shell of penguins yes, some of us. to MyPoemList. i'm a sucker for silliness! and done-well silliness especially! thanks for sharing. bri :)
Odd and interesting. It made me smile.