(1955 / INDIA)

2-Min Iq Test

this popup
jumps up on me
most unexpectedly
with a BOO! and a Hee! Hee! Hee!
(which is what, I guess,
popups do best)


you see,
all I’m doing is minding my own business
punching keys on my keyboard
(which is what idiots like me do best)
and this popup
shows up and says:
Hey bald and sexy –
point that mouse at me and click!
Come, let me show you how low
your IQ really is!



Oh, please - popup,
don’t pop up on me
cos I’ve got a weak heart
and I may just go POOOP!
like a bubble
just like that;
besides,
I’m really quite dumb
and I can’t see
how a quickie two minutes
can tell me anything about me

by Raj Arumugam

Comments (12)

Definitely it's not possible in two minutes, just take it as a fun. Enjoyed the poem.
Lol! Really good! Some of the popups I stare and just get amazed at! Well it is the technology behind that actually amazes me!
Really hilarious. at least you are penning about the IQ test, but I am really scared of other 'pop ups'..
Ha ha ha he! ! ! I love the pazang! Of this piece, it woke me up and had me tinkering those silent deep moments of time wasting online... When as you say... Ping! @£ your in a dimension you have no wish nor will to enter.. I just got one of those( love me) emails from a lady declaring her love for me and how we could have a meaningful relationship lol. Great fun write of humour and mild, very mild complaint if out privacy/ peace invasion (well that's my version of your write. Thank you Karen
Some of the pop ups I've had....well.
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