4.36 Lines Of Eat (Funny)

Poem By Jeff Law

You know the feeling that you get, when your eyes first meet
From the time that happens to when you’re both sharing between the sheets
You know you’ve met that special girl, you know you are complete
If the relationship is a race to win, you always will compete
With all my love, I could turn to boats, id make up a whole fleet
With you I dream, I drink, I laugh, I cry, I sleep I eat
Your heart and mine they harmonize like drums they play the beat
If things went wrong I’d cry I’d die, you could say its all gone Pete
Your loves a statue, in the ground, my love it’s all concrete
If my love was a cereal, for you you’re my shredded wheat
I’d never lie; I’d never dare, to hurt you or to cheat
I see us with a baby boy; he suckles from your teat
I’ll never let you down, never give in to defeat
If I was standing and you were not, I’d gladly give up my seat
I’m never cold when you’re around; I’m living from your heat
If I was a bird, and sang for you, I’d be a paraqueet
You are my favourite dinner girl; my favourite food is meat
When we write our vows, I’m never messy, infact I’m always neat
When in a field, surrounded with sheep’s, we listen to them bleat
I’d fly you all around the world; we take a break in Crete
If hairy legs they come for you, I’d fight them of with veet
If our song came on, and we sang along, I’d put it on repeat
If your enemies attack, I’d fight them off; I’d make them all retreat
I’d do the Olympics, one by one, by one; I’m a tri-athlete
I’d stay with you, in wind, or rain or snow even in sleet
I’ll stay with you on Halloween, I never trick, I treat
I love you from the very top of your head down to your feet
I’d never wave goodbye, always a wave of Hi and greet
I’ll never ever exchange your love; I don’t need a receipt
I’ll proudly take hold of your waist, when walking down the street
I’m simply the best, better than the rest, I’m the ultimate elite
One kiss from your lips, extra special, so sexy and so sweet
I’ll take you to my hotel room; I’m in the presidential suite
I’ll never do you wrong or lie, with you there’s no deceit
This poems is 36 lines dedicated to you but it's still petite
and if you feel the same for me, then smile or else delete................J

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