Elvis Presley: The Same Amount Of Time
You've been dead for the same amount of time that you lived, forty-two years.
You were loved and your death devastated each and every one of your peers.
You didn't perform in all fifty states, one state that you missed was Montana.
You performed your last concert on June 26,1977 in the state of Indiana.
Two years ago I ruined my life when I got a bride.
She's 6'4' tall and about ten feet wide.
A Date With Pamela Anderson
I met Pamela Anderson and we went on a date.
She was very becoming and everything went great.
It was an honor to date this star.
I made her forget about Tommy Lee and it wasn't hard.
4th Of July
Being a kid has its perks.
Like shooting off fireworks.
Watching fireworks is loads of fun.
We celebrate the independence we won.
When I was seven, I had 100 dogs and that was too many.
My dad would cuss while my mama spanked my fanny.