983: If I Were...
If I were a militant I would have blasted
A few middle-of-the-road places of worship,
If I were a traffic cop, I would have shot down a few vehicles
And straightened the traffic AT TIMES,
If were a police officer I would have killed
A few criminal minds in encounters,
If I were the head of the office, I would have
Got some assignments for the guys, and made them work,
If I were GOD, I would have made only non-believers!