A Brassiere Burglar (5)
He was her neighbor.
One day her bras and underwears disappeared.
He was found stealing in camera monitor.
She called the cops to search in his drawers.
They found them but were dirtied with substance like glue.
He ran out of paper tissue.
He wiped with underwears his nasal catarrh of common cold.
A story so unbelievable as he told.
No matter it was a theft
or a perversion of sex,
he was put under arrest.
She threw them into bin of trash.