A Drunk's Last Request (Limerick)

Two Drunks were sitting at the bar
They were drinking - that's the way they are
While they were drinking
One said 'I was thinking,
If I die tonight, please gas up my car.'

by Spock the Vegan

Comments (5)

Awesome! Good things come from small package.
Two drunks as they sat at the bar (works)
First two lines too many words and last line drop the please. (you asked)
Even with gas in his car He's not likely to go far.
That explains a lot. I thought I was just stupid.: -)