A Grizzly Dream- Fun
The other night I retired to bed and had a crazy dream
That I was walking on the beach when I heard an awesome scream
Standing right before me was a great brown grizzly bear
wearing a tu-tu and a basque and a ribbon in her hair
She started piroetting in a Wayne Sleep kind of stance
then shouting over to me 'Do you like my ballet dance? '
'Please I beg dont call my shrink
The bear went on to say
I simply am a dancing queen my name is kinky Kay
She pointed to my bikini and yelled 'Hey you look daft! '
Have you looked in the mirror yet? I said and off I laughed
I woke up in the morning
My day was like no other
For who was standing on my step but Kays big angry mother!