A ' Man About Town ': " Woodsy The Owl " ...[ Short; Littering; A Wise Old Owl Speaks! ; Humorous; Inspired By A P H Message From " Crayon Poet " ]

Old Woodsy was a 'man about town',
pickin' UP litter. Yes, not pickin' it DOWN!
He carried a bright....PINK...burlap sack,
which he hung, by a string, acrost** his BACK-
side.

"Whoo....[whispered Woodsy] would throw....
all this trash all around AND let the wind BLOW....
it 'here and there' across sidewalk AND grass? ?
If I catch one whooo did it I'll kick her/him in their A+S! "

(August...19th...2018)

by Bri Edwards

Comments (10)

Interesting, I've never heard acrosst. But then I'm from the south so I probably wouldn't have. Anyhow this gave me a chuckle! lol Nicely written. And something tells me Woodsy won't actually kick anyone in the - solely because he is whispering it!
Old Woodsy was a 'man about town', pickin' UP litter. Yes, not pickin' it DOWN! ....... Fantastic beginning.... touching and amusing. Brilliant expression. Beautiful poem with humor is being executed startlingly.10
Wise owl and woodsy obviously
If woodsy was here he would have had to kick 1.2 billion a+sses
Pickin' on birds now, are we?
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