A Poetaster's Petard

Poem By Scylla v.u.z.Karybdis

How do you hoist a poetaster
On his own petard?
Simple -
Just rhyme 'hunks of abalone'
With 'Eloise and Abelard'! !

Comments about A Poetaster's Petard

Scylla - is there a reason why your name rhymes with 'Godzilla'? - Gertrude


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