A Shitty Valentines Day

Just shut up already about herbal remedies, I told her.
This was on Valentines Day, hours before Sally fed
my dog some herbal medication
and he brewed butt coffee

by Michael Philips Click to read full poem

Comments about A Shitty Valentines Day

Jasbir Chatterjee 18 Mar 2014 11:37
Nice read, very humorous...
Yvonne Prete 18 Mar 2012 08:05
I've read five or so of his poems and don't want to lose him till I've had time to think it over. Sp I've tucked this poem in a folder I might look at again. I wish there were a way to bookmark within a bookmark.
Fred Babbin 24 Jan 2008 09:38
My solution to that kind of problem is that I don't have a dog. The affair couldn't be much if that's why you broke up.
M S 31 Oct 2006 02:58
LOL....good thing you broke up before she switched her herbaphilia from the dog to you...
Original Unknown Girl 11 Oct 2006 08:06
Hello there, just being introduced to your writing by way of this poem. It appealed to my ironic side..... I always have a shitty valentines! But thankfully not like yours was that day! A very witty read...... Humber Girl: -) x
Mike Finley 24 Apr 2006 12:30
Butt coffee... it gives me shivers...
Anna Russell 04 Apr 2006 07:32
After reading the title, the rest of this poem just grabs you by the throat (in a good way!) . A very witty slice of life, I enjoyed this a lot. Hugs Anna xxx
Keiah Delu 05 Dec 2005 08:51
Now this was nasty and the description wow...lol
Mary Nagy 31 Oct 2005 01:28
This is hilarious Michael! But, what I find weird is that you waited a whole year after that............you must be a very patient and understanding man. :) Sincerely, Mary
Uriah Hamilton 31 Oct 2005 12:48
Michael, I'm with you, I can forgive a chick almost anything, but not ruining a perfectly good pair of headphones!