A Terrible Infant
I recollect a nurse call'd Ann,
by Frederick Locker-Lampson
Who carried me about the grass,
And one fine day a fine young man
Came up, and kissed the pretty lass.
She did not make the least objection!
Thinks I, 'Aha!
When I can talk I'll tell Mamma'
- And that's my earliest recollection.