( / Colorado, USA)

A Woman Needs Compliments

A woman looked in her mirror and said,
'I see and old woman that looks half dead.
I'm fat and ugly and incompetent.
I need you to give me a compliment.'
Her husband thought and said in his plight,
'Dear, you have nearly perfect eyesight.'

by Spock the Vegan

Comments (2)

You made me smile this morning! Thanks!
Some compliment that was! Sometimes it's hard to find one to give, though.