I thought I was abducted by aliens,
I thought I had headaches and a malady,
I thought they were sesquipedalians,
who left me with a terminal threnody.
They were looking for a pair of mukluks,
But it was all a dream of maladroit canard.
When I awoke I had been alienated by ducks
who left me with corncrakes and a mallard.
I've no idea what it means.