Act 1 Scene 1 Romeo, Juliet And There Merry Maid

Poem By Lee Fones

Juliet- Romeo, Romeo where art thou thee?
Romeo- i'm in the lounge playing on wii
Juliet- Romeo, Romeo when thou bequeath
Romeo- Carry on like this two black eyes and no teeth
Juliet- Romeo, Romeo i love thou so
Romeo- for christ sake juliet just flipping go
Juliet- Romeo, Romeo please doth forgive me
Romeo- just shut the flip up and make thy my tea
Juliet- Romeo, Romeo oh for is thou stew do
Romeo- blooming heck Juliet i'm having a ooh
Juliet- Romeo, Romeo thou maiden has come
Romeo- I'll be down in a minute for our threesome

(curtains please for first naughty wet dream)
(curtains arise)

Maid- Womeo, Womeo thank ye for cream
Romeo- you're welcome maid i like that scene
Juliet- Romeo, Romeo thank ye for love
Romeo- you're welcome Juliet but why boxing glove
(bangs Romeo to the floor will romeo say anymore)
Maid- Womeo, Womeo what has thy done
Juliet- i've knocked him out to kingdom come
Maid- Uliet, Uliet why did thou boof
Juliet- well fair maid he prefers your poof
Maid- thou will make it up with thy Uliet
Juliet- first of all i'll have cigarette

(smoking is bad for your health you can save thousands of pounds
on the national health)

Maid- Uliet, Uliet please tease thy bits
Juliet- no you go first and play with thy bluetits
Maid- Uliet, Uliet what bequeaths us if Womeo awakes
Juliet- he will then have to suffocate
(well this scene is very erotic,
please dont read if you're off it)
Romeo- Juliet and maiden what is thou dumb
i see before thee two sexy tums
Juliet- leave thine alone, you great big beast
Romeo- leave thee alone do you both want a feast

(another erotic scene enjoying a nice feast icecream)

Maid- womeo, womeo thy was so good
Romeo- maid thou always give me wood
Juliet, juliet why thou is in garden
Juliet- putting up paneling, so i do beg your pardon
Maid- womeo, womeo Uliet's in a strop
Romeo- never mind gosh its so hot
Maid- womeo, womeo what will Uliet do if we did it again
Romeo- probably throw me out when we have rain

(on that night a mighty storm did erupt
out in the garden stood Romeos butt)

narrator- much swearing and cursing went on all night long
maiden and juliet had fun playing ping pong
Romeo swore and howled like a deranged dog
in the thick pea soup called fog
until the summer sun shone
but maiden and juliet had long since gone

Thy End

Comments about Act 1 Scene 1 Romeo, Juliet And There Merry Maid

There is no comment submitted by members.


5 out of 5
0 total ratings

Other poems of FONES

Dedicated To All Poets

today is poem day, hip hooray
time to get champers out
or cans that make you sway
but watch the lager lout

An Unpassionate Night

standing in the doorway
in her see through lingerie
thought about our trip to Norway
and shop that sold patisserie

Winter Birds In English Garden

solitude of countryside
in the snowy winter time
down slopes kids slide
and birds chirping sublime

Timmy's Electrocution

awaiting the death penalty
Timmy thought about his fate
on his mind was plenty
and why he killed his mate

Question We Must Ask

where does time really go
like a river water flow
where or whence it came
like a single burning flame