Alcohol Anonymous

Poem By Lee Fones

got bit of a problem (slurp)
yes i like me drinks (burp)
it makes me hobble (slurp)
and breath it stinks (burp)

sometimes i squabble (slurp)
cause i cant think (burp)
now i'm jobless (slurp)
thanks to d-wink (burp)

booked at alcohol anonymous
although had to tell my name!
thought i was a hippopotamus
told them my nickname

sitting down around a table
everyone looked depressed
i found a piece of flex cable
just cause i was stressed

not knowing what to do with it
asked if we'd all like a drink
they took the flex with grit
then filled this thing in sink

a very funny contraption
they called it a kettle
looked liked Anglo Saxon
they said it was all metal

i'm so used to drinking
out of a glass or bottle
it really got me thinking
alcohol anonymous is awful

no more alcohol anonymous for me (burp)
now i feel so free (slurp)
sure somethings in this tea (burp)
smelled like Jame-sons whiskey (slurp)

so long alcohol anonymous slurp burp

Comments about Alcohol Anonymous

I'll slurp to that chirp, BURP!


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