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Alice In La La Land
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Alice In La La Land

Poem By Bridgid Patrick

Ding dong the witch is dead
The wicked witch is dead.
Somebody filled her brains with lead
and now the wicked witch is dead.
Ding Dong the witch is dead
Dead from the lead buried deep in her head
Dorothy! Quick! Run! hide under the bed
For a beast roams the land and hes loaded with lead.
Mary Mary! Where have you been?
'I've been to the slaughterhouse to study the scene
I used to have a little lamb, my father shot it dead
It followed me to school one day
Between two chunks of bread.
I used to have a little clock
I swallowed it one day
So now i'm taking magic pills to pass the time away'.
Alice in wonderland sitting in a tree
How divine!
A caterpillar that speaks in rhyme
A bunny rabbit that can tell the time!
I wonder at this wonderland
Devoid of the influence of the hands of man
I look toward the sky so blue
And wonder if this is a dream or true
Ding Dong the witch is dead
The wicked witch is dead.

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Comments (12)

A clever tale, I enjoyed reading this, having found it in the forum. HG: -) xx
The most important aspect of this, is the originality of the concept. Originality is on of the first things we lose as we get older. Bridgid is still young enough to retain it and talented enough to make use of it. I'll read on. Greenwolfe 1962
I use Alice in several verses in my 'Flocks have left the Fold', If possible, the subject is even more grave: http: //www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-flocks-have-left-the-fold/
ding dong the witch is dead no need to sing the blues for it seems you've now a pair of brand-new Gucci shoes! fun one, liked it! - chuck
Pure class... (All the King's horses and all the King's men..had scrambled egg for dinner again!) Danny