Aliens Came Looking
Aliens came looking when the A-bomb alerted.
by Spock the Vegan
Humans with nuclear fission had flirted.
They listened to our radio and watched our TV.
They turned to their buddy and said, 'Golly gee!
These primitive animals have no self-control,
And no future because money is their goal.
Those running for election are all very rich.
None will improve them; it doesn't matter which.
They sue their neighbor when they slip and fall,
And act like it's not their own fault at all.
They burn up their forests and get out the plows,
So they can plant grass to feed their cows!
Their cows give off methane; their cars emit CO2.
Their power plants, airplanes and ships do it too.
They're poisoning their atmosphere and ocean too.
While prophesies of climate change are coming true.
Their scientist are stumped at who is to blame.
Don't they know they are all doing the same?
They all think that the others are the bad ones,
So they bomb them and shoot them with their guns.
With all these nukes there's no use coming back,
The Earth will be poisoned and will be turned black.'
Aliens came looking for intelligent life,
But all they found was greed, warfare and strife.