Allergic Too Feathers

Poem By Lee Fones

walked into a newsagents
for a bar of snickers
parrot started argument
shouted out 'oh knickers'

causing pure mayhem
squawking and swearing
listening to some REM
caught it by its wing

nipped me on my finger
pecked me on my nose
upon it did linger
when i sneezed it froze

well that parrot died
as i gave out me sneeze
the poor owner cried
with my asthma i wheeze

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