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And Yet Another Bunch Of Things You Shouldn’t Do
(18 June 1945 / Bradfield, England)

And Yet Another Bunch Of Things You Shouldn’t Do

Poem By David Harris

Never smoke cigarettes,
as they are libel to leave you
with a big bad cough.

Never eat too much
because you will get fat
in the places you did not want to.

Never use a mobile phone
as it has bad habit of talking back to you
when you do not want it to.

Never buy a car
without an engine in it,
as you won’t get very far.

Never buy a newspaper
if you want to hear good news
as you will never find it in there.

23 November 2007

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Comments (4)

And never ssay never.... t x
three cheers for the GURU of GUFFAW........you make me smile David
The last line OH SO TRUE! Well put David
Yes well more, words of wisdom... lol David


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