Andrew's Limerick

Poem By Herbert Nehrlich

Have you heard the account of Lord Gritz
he was fond of all innocent tits
he had told his own spouse
that he'd open the blouse
of all women except of those Brits.

Comments about Andrew's Limerick

The word Brits was chosen purely because of its suitability to jump into the rhyme. I am with you Andrew. Alison Pratt, if you are out there, you were, you are and you, undoubtedly, will be..... H
LOL.....but there might be a few Brits that might get

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