Animals Demonstrate Against Human Elections
Elk down from the forest are blocking city streets.
by Spock the Vegan
‘Gators in the swamp don't have election defeats.
Buffalo on the plains are sticking together.
Eagles, hawks and ospreys are birds of a feather.
Dogs in the ghetto are barking in synchrony.
House cats out in the country don't have bigotry.
Chimpanzees out in the jungle don't get to choose.
Wildebeest in Africa don't whine when they lose.
Birds in the tree are tweeting in the morning dew.
Rats in the sewer say "We are better than you."