(17 September 1883 – 4 March 1963 / New Jersey)

AprÈS Le Bain

I gotta
buy me a new
girdle.
(I'll buy
you one) O.K.
(I wish

you'd wig-
gle that way
for me,

I'd be
a happy man)
I GOTTA

wig-
gle for this.
(You pig)

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Comments (3)

The GOTTA takes a lotta out of the love ya.
The grease is in the GOTTA! That's just the way life is. Period.
My name is Dick and i think this poem is a WTF momment