Arnie Sweatyknickers (Fun Poem 35)

A few years ago, I used to
go to the gym twice a week;
I thought the exercise
would improve my physique.
My ex-boss saw me one day,
then declared Arnie Sweatyknickers
has come to town,
and a new action hero was born.

by David Harris

Comments (6)

My dad asked me not to give comments on this poem because he thinks he loved this one more then me, but I also had a good laugh..HA HA HA
Now here we have the makings of a new series for JoJo to start....She has Dodgy Dave and now how about a bunch about 'Arnie Sweatyknickers.' You know, like 'don't get your knickers in a tither.' What a name, too funny at this late hour for me, still here trying to catch up all I've missed since Friday....love, marci.xox
Another star is born.....after the movies.....you can be Govenor Dodgy Arnold Dave And you said you can't tell your own stories.....I better hang up my hat and leave you to your own penning.....this one is funny: O)
The Poetic Terminator my friend... I`LL BE BACK..10
I reckon you would make quite a good one, you are tall and athletic. Just need to up those muscles and biceps which shouldn't take too long. I shall look out for you on the big screen soon then. Love and hugs Ernestine XXX
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